100 Two Line Status in English For Whatsapp


1. Do what’s right not easy.

2. I’m sexy & I know it.

3. Genius by birth, Evil by choice.

4. Don’t blame me, I was born awesome.

5. Keep calm & just chill.

5. I’m so Cool, Ice cubes are jealous.

6. I love my haters, They make me famous.

7. I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

8. A sense of humor makes a man handsome.

9. If you are bad, Then call me your dad. ( Cool Lines )

10. Totally available!! Please disturb me!

11. I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.

12. All girls are my sisters except you.

13. It’s not an attitude, It’s The way I am.

14. Never accept to be anyone’s second choice.

15. Plz trust me Dat I don’t trust U at all.

16. Before you judge make sure you are perfect.

17. Respect those Who deserve it not demand it.

18. Put me second and I’ll make you nonexistent. ( 2 Line Quotes )

19. I don’t trust words, I trust actions.

20. You attitude can hurt me but mine can kill you.

21. Anyone can be cool, But awesome takes practice.

22. God is really creative, I mean…Just look at Me!!!

23. I salute all my hater with my middle finger.

24. Home : Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

25. Love your haters, They are you biggest fans.

26. I love listening lies when I know truth.

27. My every status is a silent message to someone.

28. I’m the guy, U will hate and your sisters will date.

29. Yes i am smiling and You’re not the reason anymore.

30. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. ( One Line Status )

31. Sugar factories are situated under Girls Fb statuses.

32. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

33. I may be real bad boy, But baby I’m a real good man.

34. People say me bad.. But assurance me I am the worst!

35. Single or taken ? Who cares ? I am awesome.

36. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

37. Shes my best friend. Break her heart. I’ll break your face.

38. Self confidence is the best outfit, Rock it & Own it.

39. Only fools fall in love and I think, I am one of them.

40. I’m not a second option. You either choose me or lose me.

41. I’m the guy, U will hate and your sisters will date. ( Cool Quotes )

42. Don’t look into my eyes…. R Else U will fall again in Luv.

43. I didn’t lose my mind. I just sold it online.

44. Be happy in front of people who don’t like you ” It kills them.

45. Whenever i find the key to success, Someone changes the lock.

46. True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.

47. Don’t Like You ? I Don’t Wake Up Every Morning To Impress You.

48. Common Sense Is Life Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most. Never Use It.

49. If Plan Didn’t Work. The Alphabet Has More Letter ! Stay Cool.

50. If You Life Me Then Raise Your Hands, If Not Then Raise Your Standard.

51. I Got A Simple Rule About Everybody. If You Don’t Treat Me Right — Shame On You!

52. Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, And My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

53. Don;T Judge My Past, Look At My Present, I Am Sure My Future Is Really Rocking.

54. Had A Really Great “Night Out” Last Night, According To My Police Report.

55. Sometimes I Think I’M Cool Because I See Things Differently Than Everyone Else. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

56. There Are 70 Ways To Keep A Man Happy. One Is Alcohol..! The Rest Is 69…..!

57. I’M Not Sad For Being Single. Rather I’M Thinking About Her, Who Is Single Because Of Me.

58. You Are The Reason Why I Wake Up Every Morning. Just Kidding I Have School.

59. I Don’t Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

60. Create You Own Style. Let It Be Unique For Yourself And Identifiable For Others.

61. People Say You Can’t Live Without Love…..I Think Oxygen Is More Important.

62. Choose Me Or Loose Me. I’M Not Backup Plan And Definitely Not A Second Choice.

63. Knowledge Is Knowing Tomato Is A Fruit …. Wisdom Is Not Putting Is A Fruit Salad.

64. I Don’t Care What The World Knows About Me Just As Long As My Mother Don’t Finds Out. ( Status Lines )

65. Love Your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee ………Enjoy It Before Its Hotness Goes.

66. I’M Not Single. I’M Not Taken. I’M Simply On Reserve For The One Who Deserve My Heart.

67. Being Cool Is Being Your Own Self, Not Doing Something That Someone Else Is Telling You To Do.

68. Your Ex Asking To Be #Friends After #Breaking Up Is Like Kidnappers Asking To “Keep In Touch” After Letting You Go.

69. I Love Texting Instead Of Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think What To Say

70. Perfect Boyfriend : Does Not Drink, Does Not Smoke, Does Not Cheat And Also Does Not Exist 😛

71. The Only Reason I Am Fat Because A Tiny Body Couldn’t Store All This Personality.

72. I’M The Girl That Always Has Been Phone In Her Hands, Headphones In Her Ears And That One Guy On Her Mind.

73. If Someone Throws A Stone At You, Throw A Flower At Them. But Remember To Throw The Flower Pot With It.

74. I don’t have an attitude problem. I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

75. M not cigarette that U’ll smoke it N Crush It! M drug baby U’ll beg for it. ( Cool Whatsapp )

76. I don’t have attitude problem. I have attitude & problem is yours.

77. Trying to succeed ==> Then started with deleting Whatsapp account.

78. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

79. I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

80 I am always right, once i thought that i am wrong, but i was wrong.

81. Better days are coming. They are called : Saturday & Sunday.

82. Your attitude is like a price tag, It shows how valuable you are. ( Cool Status )

83. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, Just kidding, You need money.

84. Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.

85. Warning!!! I know karate and few other oriental words.

86. The only crush left in life, After getting married is ‘Candy Crush’

87. “F#%K It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.

88. I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why i am right.

89. Its Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.

90. Always give your 100 percent …. Unless you are donating blood.

91. Always remember that you are unique just life everyone else.

92. I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

93. Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

94. I am so single that for me Gf means grandfather.

95. Fake people have an images to maintain. Real people just don’t care.

96. I am not useless , I can be used as a bad example.

97. Life is to short to waste on hating other people.

98. I will be rising from the ground like a skyscraper.

99. I like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

100. I an not lazy, I am just on my energy saving mode.

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