The dating scene today is a bit complicated for almost everyone. Doesn’t matter what generation you belong to, you may find yourself in awkward situations on your first few dates. The most probable reason for this awkwardness and loss of appropriate social skills can be blamed on the extensive use of social media by millennials and the GenZ. But in the end, it all comes down to real dates and real-life situations.
We are here to help you out with your dating skills! And what is a better icebreaker on first dates than some Dirty pick up lines? Here we have compiled some of the best dirty pick up lines to impress your date.
Dirty Pick Up Lines
1. Baby I’m hungry, but I want you to feed me from your leeps 2 my leeps.
2. I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
3. You’re the first thing I’m going to do after this lockdown.
4. I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you.
5. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
6. Am I going to get lucky tonight?
7. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
8. Is there any chance you are an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
9. Do you have a switch? ‘Cause Baby, I wanna turn you on.
10. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
11. Complete this sentence: “You, me, and __.
12. I don’t want to initiate this conversation by saying you’re beautiful, because beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside you yet.
13. Let’s have a BBQ. I’ll bring the hotdog, you bring the bun.
14. I know three ways to make six inches disappear.
15. Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
16. Did you hear that new Cardi B song? Want me to sing it to you?
17. Leather or lace?
18. You are so hot. You must be the one causing global warming.
19. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
20. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
Hot Pick Up Lines
21. Are you an army general? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
22. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
23. I licked it. So It’s mine.
24. Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
25. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
26. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good Karma positions.
27. Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
28. Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
29. Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
30. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want some more.
31. I ain’t a singing teacher, but I bet I could make you scr3am your highest note.
32. I lost my v*rginity. Can I have yours?
33. Is your a** a library book. Because I want to check you out.
34. So what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your a** tonight?
35. Hey, I got your vitamin D for today.
36. Are you a button? ‘Cause I’d tap that.
37. Has anyone ever touched your belly button from the in-side?
38. Are you from China? ‘Cause I’m China suck your ____.
39. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
40. Are you a Rubix cube? Because the more I play with you the harder you get.
Clever Dirty Pick Up Lines
41. You are worth every sin.
42. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
43. FYI, I’ll be wearing only perfume tonight…
44. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.
45. You make my whole week, now let’s make your hole weak.
46. Girl, do you want to be on top? Easy, sit on top.
47. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
48. Hey may I use you thighs as earmuffs?
49. They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
50. We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.
51. Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding.
52. There are no chairs left. Can I sit on ur f*ce?
53. Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
54. Do you like ramen noodles? ‘Cause I’ll be rammin’ my noodle in you later.
55. Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
56. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
57. You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
58. Girl, you make me want to dive into that sea… that pus-sea.
59.I’m a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with u.
60. Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Dirty Pick Up Lines to Say to a Guy
61. Do you have pet insurance? Because your (____) getting smashed tonight!
62. Is your last name s*icide? because I want to commit to you.
63. I’m blind, may I hold your stick?
64. My voice ain’t deep, but my throat is.
65. Is you body a map? because I love to travel.
66. Wanna do something that rhymes with truck?
67. I’m not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.
68. Don’t tell me what to do unless your n*ked.
69. The FBI is looking for my p_____. Could I hide it inside of you?
70. Do you like SeaWorld? Because you’re about to be in my splash zone.
71. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
72. You must be the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
73. Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, I bet that p_____ is too.
74. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.
75. They say that kissing is the language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
76. Want to see a movie or do you want to make one?
77. You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
78. Want a job? It blows.
79. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
80. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
Pick Up Lines Seductive
81. Are you my homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
82. You know, I would die happy if I saw you n*ked just once!
83. Want to save water by showering together?
84. Should I f___ you like a good girl or a bad one?
85. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
86. Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into Japantees.
87. Hey, do you wanna be my hope? The “p” is silent though.
88. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go ⬇️.
89. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
90. If I were a balloon, would you blow me?
91. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
92. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
93. Looking forward to having you later.
94. Does your job have anything to do with politics? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants!
95. Goodnight. And if you dream of me, remember I like it rough.
96. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
97. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
98. I’m afraid of the dark. Could you sleep with me tonight?
99. I’m wasted, but this c0nd0m in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
100. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Funny Pick Up Lines
101. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
102. Can I help loosen your belt? It looks really tight.
103. Why wouldn’t you throw a surprise for your roommate and not go home tonight?
104. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
105. I got banned from all n*de beaches. They said pythons weren’t allowed.
106. Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
107. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
108. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
109. You make me wonder how guys like you maintain their great looks.
110. You are so hot, I bet you could melt my under-wire.
111. Would you like me to come tonight?
112. Do you believe you are a naughty girl? If yes, I dare you to prove it.
113. If you were apart of my house, you’d be the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
114. I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p***y.
115. Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in b3d.
116. Would you like me to go commando?
117. I’m jealous of you heart because it’s pumping in side you and I’m not.
118. Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
119. How can a guy be so hot and manage to survive being arrested?
120. Don’t ever change. Just get nkd.
121. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
122. You dropped something. My jaw.
123. My body can’t wait for a second longer for you to come here. I need you NOW!
124. That’s a nice smile. It’ll look better if it was all you were wearing!
125. I’ll kiss you in the rain so you can get twice as wet.
126. I’ve got a to-do list, and you’re on it.
127. I hope you’re a plumber, ‘cause you got my pipe leaking. Playing doctor is childish! Forget that! Let’s play gynecologist.
128. My best feature is covered up.
129. That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
130. Truth or dare?
131. Did you know my lips are like Skittles and you’re about to taste the rainbow?
132. Are you from China? Cause I’m China get into those pants.
133. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
134. Let me insert my plug in to your socket and we could generate some electricity.
135. I want to be the girl/guy who makes you say, ‘My life has changed since I met her/him’.
136. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
137. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
138. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
139. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.
140. My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
141. You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
142. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
143. You’re my sunshine and my rain. You make me hot and wet.
144. Legs like that should be wrapped around my neck.
145. You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.
146. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
147. If we weren’t in a public place at the moment, you have absolutely no idea what I would do to you.
148. I’ve got a library card. Can I check you out?
149. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
150. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
151. Do you work on a chicken farm? ’cause you sure know how to raise a c*ck
152. Are you my life? Because I want you over.
153. Damn, I’m so hungry for you. If you don’t come now, I’ll call 911 and tell them that it’s an emergency.
154. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
155. Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.
156. Twinkle twinkle little star, let’s have s*x inside my car.
157. I’ve been a bad girl/boy, and I think it’s time for the punishment.
Pick up lines are an expression that can light the mood of the situation or make someone giggle at the timing of it. Or it may very well land you on the couch of your Beau! A lot can happen with a single line if it’s said in the right tone and at the right time! You can also use these lines on your better half for years or even your wife to spice up your life! Just be bold paste one dirty pickup line from our list.